Pooping Panda

What’s black and white, and poops all over?  A panda!!!

These guys eat 20-40 lbs of bamboo every single day– that’s so much pooping!!!  Yes, this is my main topic of conversation, and if you’ve ever talked with me for more than 10 minutes at one time, you will find that the conversation just segues to talking about poop.
The Washington Mystics, of the WNBA, have Pax the panda as their mascot.  And I can’t help but wonder if by the end of the game, there is poop everywhere.
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But there are no photos of him using the bathroom… hmmm… that’s suspicious.  He must really know the paparazzi.
This has nothing to do with Pax, and is from MLB, but how cool are these fans?!?!
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Sudden Only Child Syndrome

Today’s mascot is a human.  Usually, I am not a fan of this, because humans are just not as interesting as magical human-like animals.  But this guy is more than your typical human- he is James Bond meets mascot.  Look at all of his high-tech gear!  Though, I’m not sure the secret agent part is true, because I did find this list of his powers with a Google search.
Sky has more of a history than most mascots– he is the youngest of 6 siblings, having only sisters.  He grew up playing basketball with them, and was very sad when they all went off to college, and he had nobody to play basketball with anymore (I feel ya there, Sky.  Suddenly being an “only child” sucks).  So he decided it was time to join the WNBA.
This is a very cute story and all, but just to make it a little creepy, here are a few excerpts from the official WNBA mascot bio:
“He had been chasing ladies basketball for years”
“Sky Guy used his jet pack to travel around the globe in search of the best of ladies basketball.”
Okay, it’s really not that bad until you remove the word basketball.  We all know of my gutter mind.
Yup, we see you’ve been benchin, braaa, but it’s pretty clear you skipped leg day.
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Got a Fever

Honesty Box: After not working for 4 days, this whole job-thing is a little cray.  Ya know what else is cray?  Freddy Fever, of the WNBA’s Indiana team.  I don’t think he’s anything.  And I actually think he looks a little scary.  But that little girl isn’t scared at all, so who am I to judge?

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